ABOUT

ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Past: Formerly NYC’s poorest wine connoisseur.

Present: Able to travel to any location in Chicago exactly 3 min faster by bike than CTA.

Future: Will one day* run for president.

Never tell me I can’t eat all that.

*6/17/2041

david.barnes.plotkin@gmail.com

847.894.1715

Evanston, IL, USA, Earth